the bittersweet chocolate starfish

a few decoded lines from my brainwaves… :

1. yayy there’s nothing better than being a lazy bum during d holz…zzZzz..
2. hey i’m not totally unproductive ok. for e.g. i did my laundry today, read a
little, fed my hammies..etc
3. i feel this obsessive yet absolutely unnecessary need to SHOP. God help me.
4. i also feel this absolutely necessary need to PARTY. It’s ok, God. I can
deal with this. *grin
5. Having just recently returned from a trip to Penang, i am proud to announce
that i’ve tried the best char kuay teow that serves prawns as big as 50 cent
coins and ’see-ham’ as big as 20 cent ones. For real man. Really wan…no
kidding wan…lolz..those who didn’t believe me and teased me so badly for it,
you know who you are! i’ve got pics for evidence, hmmmph!
6. Okay, but i have to admit i’m damn sick of chinese hawker food already.
After 5 meals for 3 days and 2 nights. Gonna diet on all that for 3 months now.
Seriously.
7. i must and i need to intensify my kickboxing workout during d hols. Or
else.. i wont be able to star in d next upcoming Charlie’s Angels’
trilogy..hahaha…puhh-lease…ok, someone pls boooO me
8. Seriously, i just need to kick some ass. Anyone?
9. Okay, i’m bored and have nothing better to do here.
10. Btw, i’m totally in love with Gwen’s new hit - Luxurious. Can i say that
it’s simply sexy n seductive? oohh yess..
11. I’m glad it’s end of d year and so many ppl are coming back from Oz! yayy
it’s time for reunions with old pals..
12. I’m even gladder (if there’s such a word) that i’ve made some absolutely
fun and whacky and cool galpals tis semester.. luvin’ all my girlfrens..muax
muax muax..hugs hugs hugs…( ok, it’s kinda like a lesbo ritual for us to end
each sentence that way..you see wakakaka)
13. Hang on..these are not bullet points. These are long laser-beam points.
sheeez..ok, my brainwaves are losing transmission now..